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第一章穿越而已(3/3)

才将吴天宇拉了回来。

穿越!多么美好的词语,无数先辈用跳楼、撞车、电击去实现的美好东西,自己居然只撸了一把就实现了?这尼玛也太不科学了。爱因斯坦、霍金、谢尔顿,老子鄙视你们,别问为什么会有谢尔顿这个奇怪的生物在吴天宇的鄙视名单里,反正我就是想到他了。

没有香烟,没有网络,没有爱情动作片,这生活是人过的吗?我睡觉前刚下的高清**令东京和自己燥热的动作片啊,也不知道会便宜哪个王八蛋。老爸老妈,我对不起你们啊,去年过年我说去女朋友家过年都是骗你们的啊,其实我是把自己五十块一天给租了出去的,你们的孙子和孙女可能随着一卷卷的卷纸飘然四落了。

唯一比较好的事情,吴天宇这辈子叫做杨凌,对的,就是那个回到了明朝,四处乱泡妞当**,收了两个公主,还和正德皇帝朱厚照大搞基情,最后还封了王的杨凌。名字是比较拉风啦,可是这尼玛根本不知道是什么朝代,成朝?老子的历史又不是体育老师交的,中国古代有这么奇怪的朝代?好在这个躯体的记忆告诉了吴天宇,哦不对,现在应该叫杨凌,三国时期,出现了一个妖孽人物,四处收小弟,抢地盘,最后干死了曹cāo、刘备、孙权等一大票牛人,重新建立了汉朝,然后时间这个无照驾驶员开着历史这辆破车经过一番酒驾,终于停在了现在的成朝。

杨凌很肯定,那妖孽也是穿越的,可是他穿了就穿了呗,他自己王八之气乱散,却要自己享受苦果,这尼玛太不科学了。

科学显然不能解释杨凌现在的一切,也不能让杨凌回去。原来的记忆告诉自己,自己有父母,很好,还算有人罩,可是他们死了;自己家是地主,有良田千顷,不错,生活不愁,可是被族人夺去了一大半,剩下的又被自己败光了;自己有个指腹为婚的高干女儿当妻子,很好,还算有条大腿可以抱抱,可是丈母娘准备悔婚了。

杨凌那个气哦,自己这身体原来的主人,简直就是个窝囊废,除了长得比自己稍微差了点,唇红齿白,玉树临风,也勉强可以算帅啦。但是帅有个屁用,帅能当饭吃吗?帅得都让自己未来丈母娘准备赶自己出去了,也算是帅得惊心动魄了。

那一晚,杨凌坐在后花园里,自顾垂怜,看着水井里的月亮喃喃自语:“月亮啊,月亮,老子如此得帅,你就让我穿回去吧。”然后忽然脚底一滑,杨凌直勾勾地往水井里掉,靠,下人们偷懒,怎么不清理一下这井四周的青苔,回头就告诉我那便宜岳父,必须扣他们工钱,狠狠地扣!

“扑通”一声震惊四座,顿时惊起后院一阵sāo动。

“啊呀,不好啦,杨家少爷跳井啦!”这个还算有点人性,知道报警。

“莫不是那杨家少爷准备去井下探讨人生哲理?老爷就喜欢一个人单独静一静。”靠,便宜岳父是受不了丈母娘的唠叨好吧。

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