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我舅舅进习艺所之前,有众多的情人。这一点我知之甚详,因为我常溜进他的屋子,躲在bi柜里偷看。我有他房门的钥匙,但不要问我是怎么来的。小舅的客厅里挂满了自己的作品,但是不能看,看久了会touyun。这也是他犯错误的原因之一。领导上教训他说:好的作品应该让人看了心情舒畅,不该让人touyun。小舅ding嘴dao:那么开sailou就是好作品?这当然是luan扳杠,领导上说的是心情,又不是gang门。不过小舅扳杠的本领很大,再高明的领导遇上也会tou疼。

每次我在小舅家里,都能等到一个不认识的姑娘。那女孩子进到小舅的客厅里,四下巡视一下,就尖叫一声,站不住了。小舅为这些来客备有特制的yan镜:平光镜上糊了一层黑纸,中央有个小dong。dai上这zhongyan镜后,来宾站住了脚,问dao:你画的是什么呀?小舅的回答是:自己看嘛。那女孩就仔细看起来,看着看着又站不住了。小舅为这zhong情况备有另一zhong特制yan镜:平光镜上糊一层黑纸,纸上有更小的一个dong。透过这zhongyan镜看一会儿,又会站不住,直到dai上最后一zhongyan镜,这zhongyan镜只是一层黑纸,没有窟窿,dai上以后什么都看不见了,但是照样touyun;哪怕闭上yan,那些令人touyun的图案继续在yan前浮动。那些女孩yunyun糊糊地全都爱上了小舅,就和他zuo起爱来。我在bi柜里透过窄feng偷看,看到女孩脱到最后三点,就an照中学生守则的要求,自觉地闭上yan睛不看。只听见在jiaochuan声声中,那女孩还在问:你画的到底是什么呀。我舅舅的答案照旧是:自己看。我猜想有些女孩子可能是chu1女,她们最后问dao:我都是你的人了,快告诉我你画的是什么。小舅就说:和你说实话罢,我也不知dao。然后那女孩就chou他一个嘴ba。然后小舅说,你打我我也不知dao。然后小舅又挨了一个嘴ba。这说明他的确是不知dao自己画了一些什么。等到嘴ba声起时,我觉得可以睁yan看了。看到那些女孩子的模样都差不多:细胳膊细tui,shen材苗条。她们都穿两件一tao的针织内衣,上shen是半截背心,下shen是三角ku,区别只在内衣的hua纹。有人的内衣是白底红点,有的是黑底绿竖纹,还有的是绿底白横纹。不guan穿什么,我对她们都没有好gan──既不是艺术家,也不是警察,想作我的舅妈,你pei吗?我舅舅进习艺所时,我也高中毕业了。我想当艺术家,不想考大学。但我妈说,假如我像小舅一样不三不四,她就要杀掉我。为了证明自己的决心,她托人从河北农村买来了六把杀猪刀,磨得雪亮,cha在厨房里,每天早上都叫我到厨房里去看那些刀。

假如刀上长了黄锈,她再把它磨得雪亮,还时常买只活ji来杀,试试刀子。杀过之后,再把那只ji的尸ti煮熟,让我吃下去。如此常备不懈,直到高考完毕。我妈是女中豪杰,从来是说到zuo到。我被她吓得魂不守舍,浑浑噩噩地考完了试,最后上了北大wu理系。这件事的教训是:假如你怕杀,就当不了艺术家,只能当wu理学家。如你所知,我现在是个小说家,也属艺术家之列。但这不是因为我不怕杀──我母亲已经去世,没人来杀我了。

十年前,我送小舅去习艺所,替他扛着行李卷,我舅舅自己提着个大网兜──这zhong东西又叫作盆tao,除了盛脸盆,还能盛mao巾、口杯、牙刷牙膏和几卷卫生纸,我们一起走到那个大铁门面前。那一天天气yin沉。我不记得那天在路上和舅舅说了些什么,大概对他能进去表示了羡慕罢。那座大门的背后,是一座水泥墙的大院,铁门jin关着,只开着一扇小门,每个人都要躬着腰才能进去,门前站了一大群学员,听唱名鱼贯而入。顺便说一句,我可不是自愿来送我舅舅,如果是这样,非被小舅摔散了架不可。

领导上要求每个学员都要有亲属来送,否则不肯接受。lun到我们时,发生了一件事,可以说明我舅舅当年的品行。我们舅甥俩年龄相差十几岁,这不算很多,除此之外,我们俩都穿着灯rui绒外tao──在十年前,穿这zhong布料的都是以艺术家自居的人──我也留着长tou发,而且我又长得像他。总而言之,走到那个小铁门门口时,我舅舅忽然在我背上推了一把,把我推到里面去了。等我想要回tou时,里面的人早已揪住了我的领子,使chu拽犟niu的力气往里拉。人家拽我时,我本能地往后挣,结果是在门口僵住了。我外衣的腋下和背后在嘶嘶地开线,与此同时,我也在声嘶力竭地申辩,但里面gen本不听。必须说明,人家是把我当小舅揪住的,这说明喜huan小舅的不止我一人。

那个习艺所在北京西郊某个地方,我这样一说,你就该明白,它的地址是保密的。在它旁边,有一圈铁丝网,里面有几个鱼塘。冬末chun初,鱼塘里没有水,

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