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第二章 我被当成了拍hua贼

第二章我被当成了拍hua贼(各位亲亲大大,十一月份月票大战烽烟再起!如果您是VIp包月用hu,那么您的原文账hu里就有两张月票了,雪狼求您了,把月票投给俺吧,您就点我书页上的那个“VIp月票”chu1即可,点一下就是一张月票,有几张就点几下。您的月票就是咱更新的动力!雪狼叩谢!)

“他们,哼!小伙子,你是不知dao哇,mei国人最怕死,他们用的是什么玩意?再看看咱们志愿军用的是什么玩意?我们缴获过mei国人的武qi,那家伙,真好啊,如果这zhong武qi放在咱们中国人手里,早就把mei国人打下海去啦!…哟,小伙子,你到贵州zuo什么事啦!”

“旅游!”

“啊,旅游,好,好,你准备去哪里玩玩啊!”“黄果树吧,大伯!”

“哦,我们这辆车正好路过黄果树!”

“…”嘀,嘀,嘀,…

一群黑mao驴咴咴luan叫着,毫无轶序地漫步在公路中央,断然挡住了汽车的去路,司机将脖子探chu窗外,气咻咻地喝斥着赶驴人:“喂,你这是怎么搞的啊?快点把mao驴赶开!”

“驾…驭…”在司机及乘客的嘟哝声中,赶驴人将很不听话的mao驴驱向路边,而mao驴则冲着车上的人们伸着长脖子,非常讨厌地怪叫着:“呜…唷,嗯…啊!”“嘿嘿,”我冲着老乘务员打趣dao:“贵州的mao驴非常有名啊!”“哦,”老乘务员则不以为然“就是小mao驴呗,有什么chu奇的地方啊,我咋没看chu特别啊!”“大伯,有一句成语典故与贵州的mao驴有关:黔驴技穷!”

“呜…唷,嗯…啊!”一tou小mao驴突然躲过赶驴人的pi鞭,嗯呀、嗯呀地tiao跃到汽车旁,双yan可怜baba地望着人们,司机一手握着方向盘,一手拍打着小mao驴的脑袋瓜:“gun开,讨厌的家伙!”

“嗨,”望着满公路luan窜的黑mao驴,老乘务员嘀咕dao:“这些日子以来,也不知刮了gu什么风,公路两旁的寨子里都倒腾起mao驴来,”老乘务员手指着路边的赶驴人“这些驴贩子,从寨子里弄来小mao驴,赶到外省,高价chu售!听说赚了好多钱啊。”

“哦,”我笑dao:“天上龙rou,地下驴rou么,现在时兴吃驴rou,所以,mao驴货源jin张,价格当然高啦!”

嘎吱,汽车突然chu一声怪异的尖叫,又哧地窜chu一gu黑烟,tan卧在公路边一动也动弹不得了:“***,这个丧门星,”司机恶毒地咒骂着黑mao驴,不得不tiao下汽车,他弯腰瞅了瞅底盘:“完了,又坏了!唉!”

司机钻到车下骂骂咧咧地检修起来,人们三三俩俩地走下了汽车,或是买水喝,或是寻找小解的地方。我也tiao下汽车,现附近有一座山寨,便yu走进去采风问俗,刚刚走到村口,一块破旧的、七裂八ban的木牌子豁然横在yan前,上面写着歪歪扭扭的错别字以及随心所yu的简化字:村里有疯狗,外人莫入,咬伤概不负责!

“这叫什么dao理?”我一边自言自语着,一边不服气地走进村寨:“哼,明知寨有狗,偏向狗寨行

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