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第38章毁人不倦好榜样(3/3)

见得单长根气不自胜地起身,揪着大侄训着:“啊,让你教两天,你扔给雷大鹏,自个躲清闲…好歹我这班里原来也有三两个及格的,这倒好了,全年级挂红灯,一个没有了。没有就没有了,还给我出上一堆笑话,那怕你交白卷也比出这笑话强呀?”

“叔,你这学生就这水平,不能赖老师不行吧?”单勇好歹替兄弟辨了句。

却不料这一辨,更惹得单叔生气了,拉着大侄,直拉到办公桌前,翻着卷,塞到了单勇手里:“念念,我就不相信我的学生有这水平!?”

到底出了什么事,单勇翻了翻,傻眼了,不敢念了。其他几人倒不知道这其中到底什么让单叔气成这样,各凑上来,一看,都憋着不敢笑,看来雷哥的风格已经影响了一片人,把单叔雷倒了。

没人念,单长根一把拉过来,拍着桌念上了,直念着:“诸葛亮,智力值120、武力值110,主要武将技,木马流车…孙权,武力值,100、智力值99…我语文课本上什么时候有这东西了?就个三国时期的军事家、政治家,几个字的名词解释,怎么就出这么大笑话,还不是一个人,一个班都有这么十几个人…”

“失误,失误…叔,大鹏玩游戏着迷,也就随便,肯定学生当真了,这个…失误。”单勇讪讪把卷放在桌上,苦着脸,这回恐怕下不了台了。

却不料重头戏还在后头,单长根吹胡瞪眼着问:“失误,我看是故意…再看看,诗词填空…孤帆远影碧空尽、轻舟已过万重山…落花时节又逢君、正是河豚欲上时,我就不知道这是怎么填的,驴唇不对马嘴,就这还算好的,看看这几份,独在异乡为异客、一枝红杏出墙来;落花时节又逢君,还是一枝红杏出墙来…孤帆远影碧空尽,又是一枝红杏出墙来,雷大鹏可真有本事,把我一个年级教得都会红杏出墙了…其他乡中都知道我捉马乡中集体红杏出墙了。”

噗噗声起,那几位再也憋不住了,喷笑出来了,这是中文系学生常瞎掰的百搭句,谁可知雷哥搬到乡中毁人不倦来了。众人一笑,单勇却是哭笑不得了,这些天光忙着吃玩,还真疏于对雷大鹏重视了,本来看玩得挺好,谁可想祸胎早在潜移默化中生根发芽了。

不过单勇狐疑着,不确定地道着:“叔,不应该全部是大鹏的问题吧,他那水平,就这些错句都未必对得上来…慕贤,你觉得呢?”

“咦?对呀,虽然是错的,好歹也是成句的,大鹏应该不至于对这么工整吧?”司慕贤道,虽然有替雷大鹏话的意思,可也确实了解雷哥的水平,上个课都稀罕,他可上那儿学这么多去。

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